Ironically, a man who makes his living spewing words denigrates the spoken version as "just a speech". What has Richard Cohen done beyond turn into a cartoon character?
If I were God, I think I'd set aside a day where every bird within a 25 mile radius of Cohen took a dump on him. Of course, that might be difficult, considering there may be ostriches and emus at the local zoo, but heck, if I were God, I'd try to swing it anyways.


