PSoTD

I was mulling through the Missed Connections section of Craigslist Harrisburg. How do any of these ever work? Here's the kind of thing that is posted there:

McDonald's on the Carlisle Pike. You were beautiful and had blonde hair and were eating Chicken McNuggets. I was tall and wore a t-shirt that said No Fat Chicks. You looked at me several times. I wanted to talk, but you were there with another man (husband?) I'd really like to talk to you.

It's definitely a weird online place. I don't understand the reality behind the thinking of many of the posts.