As an officer in a local association, I just have to say, every once in a while you run into a person that is a combination of paranoia and ignorance that makes dealing with him or her an ordeal too stupid for words.
And sometimes there are two, married to each other, multiplying their powers of dunderheadedness to a degree that leaves the rational utterly bewildered.



(That clip was from DQD Comedy Theater, btw. Good times.)